"Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire" is the eighth episode of the third season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
The gang go to great lengths to be famous: Mac, Charlie, and Frank attempt to become news reporters; Dennis and Dee try becoming club-hoppers.
Recap
6:00PM on a Wednesday
Guest Stars
- Dick Bakalyan as Carl
- Pedro Lopez as Dancing Guy
- Brittany Paige as Club Girl #1
- Lillian Adams as Irvene
- Bill Seward as Reporter
- Alex Sol as Bouncer
Trivia
- There is no Trivia added yet. Add some!
Quotes
- Charlie: Remember when we made the news show for eighth grade for social studies, dude?
- Mac: See, that was real news.
- Charlie: Yeah, we didn't distort facts. We told it like it was, you know?
- Mac: Yes.
- Dennis: Yeah, I remember that video. You guys were burning G.I. Joes and throwing rocks at cats.
- (In a retirement home)
- Mac: These places are like prison...
- Frank: Like people getting their ass raped?
- Charlie: What? Oh my God, no one's getting ass raped, Frank! Come on, man!
- Mac: No, it's just that people don't wanna be here, because they feel like...
- Frank: Because they're getting their ass raped!
- (Mac is interviewing an old woman at the retirement home)
- Mac: Hello, miss, what's your name?
- Irvene: Irvene Simon.
- Mac: Hello, Irvene. Why don't you tell us what's really going on here?
- Charlie: (off camera) Cool face, hold it.
- Irvene: Well, I get up around 5. 5:30 if it's bingo the night before. Then I eat breakfast. I like to have fruit.
- Old Man: She steals the grapes!
- Irvene: I do not!
- Old Man: Check her purse!
- Mac: OK, I think we've covered breakfast, let's move past it.
- Irvene: Then after breakfast, I like to sit and read recipes. I don't even know how to cook! (Starts to laugh.)
- Mac: Is there anything you'd like to tell the world, Irveen?
- Irvene: My grandson's birthday is on Friday.
- Mac: No, no. Is there anything about this place that you don't like?
- Irvene: The blacks.