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"It's Nature, Shit Happens" is a song written by Mac to explain his character's horrible behaviour in Charlie's musical The Nightman Cometh.
("The Nightman Cometh")

Entrance[edit | edit source]

"Yeah, that's right - I'm the Nightman. But I'm not just a "bad guy", alright? I wrote a little song so you can understand ME a little bit more better. Goes with a something like this... " (turns his back)

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Some people are born skinny, some people are born fat
Some people are born EVIL WITH THE EYES OF A CAT...

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It's nature, shit happens
There's nothing you can do!
For what made Jeffrey Dahmer tick
or Hitler hate the Jews?
It's nature, shit happens
There's nothing to be done.
Pol Pot commited "genocide",
but Vader killed for fun, fun!..
Why does everybody hate me?
When will it all pass?
I'm going to bend over,
so you can kiss my... BALLS!
It's nature, shit happens!
God made me what I am
Just like Charlie Manson, Michael Moore of Son of Sam!
It's nature, shit happens
I'm not trying to be coy!
That's just the way God made me, bitches...
THAT'S WHY I SODOMIZED THAT BOY!!!

Afterwards[edit | edit source]

"Cobra Kai! Uhh!.. Ho-ho, I put that song in a body bag!"

Notes[edit | edit source]

  • This song was cut out of the 4th Season finale (but it used in the live performances of the musical
    of the same name).
  • Mac's exclamation "Cobra Kai!" - it's a reference for "The Karate Kid" movie

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