Wendell "Shorteyes" Albright is a child molester that looks like a fat version of Dennis. He was released from Eastern State Correctional Facility due to overcrowding. Wendell genuinely loves the Disney Channel for the wrong reasons. He is forced to leave Philly due to Dennis blackmailing him. Before leaving, he further proved his disgusting habit by glancing suggestively at the child Dennis blackmailed him with

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  • Wendell Albright is played by Glenn Howerton, the actor that plays Dennis, in fat makeup.
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